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Meet the tee that does more than pull its weight. Soft, easy, and quietly stylish—just the way we like it. It’s the kind of shirt you forget you’re wearing, in the best possible way. A perfect everyday fit with just the right stretch, ready for school runs, weekend hangs, and those subtle nod–worthy moments.
Details
• Soft, comfortable cotton blend
• Lightweight and breathable
• Relaxed, everyday feel
• Made to keep its shape and stay in your rotation
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
A Few Notes About Shipping:
All products are made to order.
Most orders are printed and packed within 2–5 business days.
During busy seasons (like holidays), processing time may be slightly longer, but we’ll always work to get your order out as quickly as possible.
Delivery Time
Once your order is fulfilled, it ships directly from one of our production partners.
Typical delivery times:
• United States: 3–9 business days after shipping
• Express Shipping (U.S. only): 1–3 business days after shipping (if available at checkout)
• International: Times vary by destination, but most orders arrive in 7–21 business days
Delivery = Processing Time + Shipping Time.
Hazardous Holiday Decorating
$30.00
Details
• Soft, comfortable cotton blend
• Lightweight and breathable
• Relaxed, everyday feel
• Made to keep its shape and stay in your rotation
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
A Few Notes About Shipping:
All products are made to order.
Most orders are printed and packed within 2–5 business days.
During busy seasons (like holidays), processing time may be slightly longer, but we’ll always work to get your order out as quickly as possible.
Delivery Time
Once your order is fulfilled, it ships directly from one of our production partners.
Typical delivery times:
• United States: 3–9 business days after shipping
• Express Shipping (U.S. only): 1–3 business days after shipping (if available at checkout)
• International: Times vary by destination, but most orders arrive in 7–21 business days
Delivery = Processing Time + Shipping Time.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |